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A couple days ago, I was eating an apple. I was walking to class, feeling kind of flu-ish, but enjoying the small amount of joy the food was bringing me. I was walking past a couple benches with students waiting to get into the lecture hall, with huge windows behind them, looking out onto campus.

Somehow, I lost control of the apple. It started jumping around, bouncing off my hands as I clumsily attempted to catch it out of the air. The struggle ended when I inadvertently smacked it away, smashing it into the window.

Honestly, I'm still not sure what happened, or how it happened. But now everyone sitting on those benches thinks I just start throwing apples willy-nilly all over campus. I think they imagine me to be some guy who just shows up, and apples start flying. Whenever I walk around campus, you can see fruit just erupting wildly in all directions, from my epicenter.

So, that's what I did this past week. How's it going with you, tic-toc?