Who Wants My Seed?

So I need to impregnate someone fast. Take that as a joke about me not lasting long in the sack if you'd like, but it's not.

I need a kid in less than two weeks; Halloween is coming up.

Every year around Halloween I spy on babies all cutely dressed up, and I want in. I need to share in the adorableness. And I need an in to getting me candy. But more of the cuteness. My family has a dog, but I wouldn't dress him up. That'd be gay.

But wanna know what's not gay? Wanting a daughter to dress her up like this...







But that seems to be for a child a little older than a baby. With a baby, though, I could do something like this...








Or this...





So what say you ladies. Want to make an adorable child and dress it up like a character from "Alien?"