Hey Folks

Hi everyone, coming live to you from Gate 77D at the International Steel Mill Airport here in Pittsburgh. I'm heading home for the weekend, but my flight doesn't leave until 8:45. I don't know when it boards, though.

I'm pretty sure it's gonna be delayed. I'm flying into Newark, and I don't know if I've ever not been delayed flying into Newark. Oh well. I don't really have anything to say. I was just wondering if the airport had wifi.

It does.

I should be doing some homework or something, but fuck that. I'm not sure what I enjoy less: reading Virginia Woolf, or reading a book inspired by Virginia Woolf and one of her books. Right now it's reading her, but we'll see.

A guy in a turban just walked by. I shat myself. A little.

There's a girl from Staten Island waiting for the same flight. I know this because I had nothing else to do, so I came to gate at about 7, and she was the only other person sitting there. She was on the phone, and was cursing a lot, so that was my first hint. She also looked a bit trampy. Hint two. Then she said she was from Staten Island while talking on the phone. Hint three. Maybe I can get close enough to smell her, and if she smells absolutely horrible, then I'll know for sure.

Hey, I was talking to Dave the other night, and I mentioned that I thought coffee smells like shit. He agreed, but he meant shit as in bad. I meant shit as in I think coffee literally smells like shit. So I guess this is addressed to hot.pork, but what say you on the coffee smelling situation?

Good Day folks. Unless I'm delayed for a while, then maybe I'll update again, cause this was totally necessary. You could just skip reading this one.