Monday, October 6, 2008
Dmur's Gambit
I always feel like it's a great idea to, when I'm meeting a female for the first time, and shaking her hand, make like I'm going for the chivalrous hand kiss, but then I change it up and just lick the back of her hand. In my head, it's the perfect, hilarious thing to do. Some day, I'm going to get up the courage to try it. And that girl will either have me arrested and/or committed, or she'll be the one.
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Where has your memory gone good sir? While I am no girl, you did that to me when we first met in 7th(?) grade. Yeah, 7th. You also did it to Bidnick, but licked a little lower. It was awkward.
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