Cool moms, the bar has been raised

Here you go folks, soak it up-

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/17557832/detail.html

What? Back in my day, which it still technically is possibly, the cool mom was the one that let kids drink at her house. Or in even "cooler" circumstances provided alcohol to the kids.

Ha. This woman laughs in the face of that. Or she would laugh, but he mouth is a little busy right now.

I urge you to click the link. Just look at the woman. I mean she's a catch. She looks pretty good there, and that's a mugshot. So figure when she's not getting arrested for giving oral sex to her 2-year-old son and taking pictures of the act and e-mailing them to a friend, she must look much better than that. Plus, she's certainly a giving individual.

You know how cool that kid is going to be when he goes to nursery school this week? Do 2-year-olds go to nursery school? He must go somewhere, right? Daycare maybe?

Well, where ever it is, when he shows up just imagine the scene.

"Hey, what'd you do this weekend Jeff [I don't know his name, but now it's Jeff]? I went pumpkin picking with my family, and my mom bought me some candy. She's the best."

"Really? My mom stuck my thingy in her mouth and took pictures. It felt...odd."

"Whoa."

"Yeah."

And scene. I mean, it's pretty disgusting and a horrible thing to do to a child. But if we're to believe this kid hadn't already experienced oral sex then we're just fooling ourselves. He's 2-years-old for fucks sake. Kids these days giving each other hand jobs while they lay next to one another in the hospital right after being born. If anything, this kid might be behind the curve. In which case, it was a mom doing what she had to bring her son up to speed. Kudos ma'am.