Also...

About a week ago, I went to a show, and the opening act was a guy in a unicorn costume screaming and mashing on a guitar without holding any of the frets down. Also, he changed into the costume in front of everyone, so if you were looking, you could see his cock-and-balls. Also, once he was in the costume, he had his junk hanging out the fly, so you could see it all the time. So if Loren Hamlin is ever coming into your area, now you know what to expect. Plan accordingly to bring either a two eye-patches, or binoculars (y'know, depending).