Thursday, January 8, 2009

Fuckin' Goblins

So, my building decided that 8:30 AM was a great time to test the fire alarms today.  They came on over the PA, which apparently has a speaker inside my room (which scares the shit out of me), and said not to pay attention to the fire alarm while they were testing it.  They then proceeded to turn it on and off fifteen times, at random intervals.  They also, for some reason, had to shut off the power to do this, so I couldn't go and check my email or anything while it was going on.  I just had to continue lying in my bed and fuming.

This is fucking bullshit.  First, I don't want some guy talking directly into my room; that's creepy.  I could hear him breathing, and every time he turned it on, he would blow into before talking.  What the fuck?  And this is the second time they've just turned off the power to my room for NO FUCKING REASON.  Does no one realize that people receive messages that are completely lost when their computer shuts down?  And don't forget, I use my computer as my alarm clock, so when the power shuts off, I'll not wake up in time for my goddamned job.  On top of all this, it was an "improper shutdown," so all my gay Windows Media plugins have to be turned on again, and I have to go through that stupid disk error checker.

Fuck Massachusetts.

2 comments:

Adam Littman said...

It's a set up! The university is planning on setting your dorm on fire, and when the alarm goes off, the man's voice is going to come in your room and tell you it's a test and not to leave, as you slowly burn to your death. You're living in the Massachusetts Experiment. Good luck.

hot.pork said...

See, now you begin to understand why all Patriot's fans are scum.

Maybe it was god on that speaker.