Last night I got drunk and went to a diner with two friends. We made friends with the waitress, and she told us about her ex-girlfriend and stuff, and then we asked about her tattoos. One of them was a bunch of shit I don't remember, and the other was something else, and the last one was a moth. I said "oh, because you like to eat carpet!" just attempting to make a weird, non-sensical joke about literally eating carpet. You know, because moths eat fabric, and carpet is made out of fabric. I didn't really make the "munching" connection in my head, until my two friends started apologizing profusely for me calling her a carpet muncher.
Awesome burn though, right?
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So... did you have sexual intercourse with her?
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