Monday, January 19, 2009

It's Almost Here

As the nation counts down to what has to be the most anticipated event in the country's history, we here at SD are doing our best to celebrate along with that nation. This should be quite evident to you by the countdown on the ride side of the site. And by the way, only 42 more days until Jimmy Fallon!!!

Oh, there's also the new president being sworn in tomorrow. People seem to be excited about that as well. Personally, I can't wait for Fallon, and I know Dmur and hot.pork are right there with me.

Anyway, while I was home over winter break, my brother introduced me to the greatest song my ears have heard in quite some time. Now, I'm not one to get all political, but even I can't deny this song's awesomeness. And when you think of one artist to celebrate this great moment in our country's history, you undoubtedly think Young Jeezy- hip-hopper from Atlanta who as I understand it, is well known for rapping about his successful past as a drug dealer. According to Wikipedia, after Hurricane Katrina he opened his house to victims of the storm. So he seems like a pretty good guy.



That's what I imagine is a fan-made video for the song. In it you can get a full sense of what Obama means to the country. He's black. We like blue cars and rims. Let's measure and sell drugs. I'd by lying if I said that isn't exactly what I was thinking when I voted for him.

I like how this is the realest shit Young Jeezy never wrote, because he didn't write this shit. Now, I guess this means he went into the booth and this masterpiece was what came out when he started rapping. If so, he's like my Mozart, except not dead and not gay. I just hope whoever did write this doesn't hear it, or Jeezy might have some legal troubles, unfortunately.

I also like the part about e-mailing Jesus. I once tried, but he was a dick about it. Or at least he pretended like he didn't get my e-mail, and ignored me altogether. You try: jesus.christ@gmail.com. I also like that the song features Nas, because he says "pole-atician," which I'm going to assume he thought was a really cool line when in reality, it's not that good. At all. But he references Hulk Hogan, and that's awesome. I bet Obama could beat Hulk Hogan, EVEN IF HE HULKED UP!!!! I'm serious.
No doubt in my mind Obama could take Hulk, Hollywood Hogan or an other reincarnation of him that I'm forgetting. I'd make an NWO reference, but when talking about Obama those letters might seem racist given a popular early-90's rap group's name.

Also, why does Obama still get a red squiggly line, like it's spelled wrong? I don't want to have to correct it myself, the computer should just know it's right. Sometimes I think computers are racist.

Anyway, enjoy that Young Jeezy song. Let it be our anthem for the next four/eight years. And as Young Jeezy said, "My momma ain't at home and daddy's still in jail."

Check back for my Obama-tastic updates!

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