I've struck back a bit against the retards who live in my building (not the ones who are actually retarded, that would be terrible). Last night (read: 2:30 AM) I decided to de-loft my bed, dropping several wood planks and heavy metal parts all over my floor several times in the process. As I'm sure you realize, it was loud as fuck. Normally, I would think I owe these people an apology, but I've seen their dicks in the bathroom and listened to them talk on the phone while taking a shit and then NOT FLUSHING so much I don't give a fuck anymore. Plus, I don't think anyone noticed, so it's win-win for me.
I'm going to buy a drill and just start drilling holes in everyone's door and then acting like it was an accident when they catch me. I'm just going to act really confused when I am able to stick my head through the door and it comes out in their room. They'll probably not regret the day they fucked with me, but they'll both rue and lament it.
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"I'm going to buy a drill and just start drilling holes in everyone's door and then acting like it was an accident when they catch me. I'm just going to act really confused when I am able to stick my head through the door and it comes out in their room."
Sounds like you aren't as pissed about seeing their dicks as you originally let on.
I thought it was clear that they only have their dicks out in the bathroom. I mean, there's only so much time you can have your dick out in a day, and I feel like they've got it covered when they're in there.
I personally leave my dick out whenever I'm in my room. Call my crazy, but I thought that's what the door is there for, otherwise we'd all just have bead curtains or something.
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