YES!

I've been waiting for this my whole life, and it finally happened today, about twenty minutes ago. I was walking down the street back to my dorm, thinking about how well my day had been going, and what a great mood I was in, when the passenger of a passing car yelled out "FAGGOT!" as they drove by.

I've heard about this exact thing happening to so many other people, but it never happened to me. That's, I think, the perfect end to a perfect day. Finally, I feel like a real boy!