Four More Years

So I'm well aware that this Obama fellow was elected, and lots of people seem to like him and are really excited he's elected. That's cool. I like how people were able to put behind him his past as a model for t-shirt designs, and take him seriously as a politician.

Anyway, I guess I haven't blogged in a bit. That's why I think there's no better way to come back than by pleading for four more years of President Bush. The guy is just awesome.

I'm not ready to lose the man who has been president for all of my teenage years and the earliest part of my 20's. Look at how cheap is gas is right now. That's all him! He did that! Plus, can't you go past eight years in wartime? Is that still a thing? Hopefully, cause it's wartime, and who better to remain president during wartime than the current president?

Well, if you're not totally convinced, watch this and tell me you seriously think Obama could do this...



No fucking way. And not only one shoe, but two! Have you seen Obama play basketball? He gets by on blackness, not skill, and does that barely. He would've been clobbered by two shoes if he were faced in a situation like this one. Not Bush. He Matrix-ed his way out of it. Also, could a movie about Obama's life be nearly as interesting as "W?" Ha, not even close. What's Obama even done? Did he own a baseball team or have issues with his dad, who was the fucking president? Yeah, exactly.

So join in with me now internet friends- Four more years! Four more years! See, that was fun. Now it's up to you to help out this country in the only way possible- by getting us four more years of President Bush!