Yikes!

So, for those of you not in the know, or those of you that ignore them, there are these little ads that show up on the left side of Facebook.  They usually seem to have nothing to do with anything, but sometimes, I think, they try and place ads there that have something to do with what's going on on the page you're looking at.  When you look at my roommate's page, for example, it's always "Men Seeking Men" ads, with a picture of a hot dude thrown up there, I guess for effect.  For me, up until very recently, it had usually been ads for SEXY BABES and things about selling musical instruments, or something.  Lots of "Big Beautiful Women!" ads too (which kind of confused me).  But, today, I noticed something unsettling.

"Hot Christian Girls."  What the hell is going on?  I blame the people I know from that church I played bass and drums for this year.  They keep asking me to read things by C.S. Lewis, like Mere Christianity and some other book I think he wrote called The Bible.  That was bad enough, but now this?  How am I supposed to find girls compatible with me when all my Facebook ads are for hot Christian girls?  I'm an atheist!  My options are already pretty slim (especially when you take away all those BBW's, BANG!).