So it's morning. About 9:20 to be not exact. I'm still alive, but I don't know for how much longer. The air conditioner didn't kill anyone, but we just turned it off a little while ago. Maybe it'll get mad and murder us. We'll have to see.
Our German friend stayed the night, but I still haven't really figured out her relationship to my roommate. I thought they would join together as one at some point, but apparently not. I mean, I left the room for a few hours last night in case they wanted to, but didn't. When I came back they were plotting/talking. She slept over, in his bed. I thought then might be a good time to leave, but apparently they did nothing once again. For the first few minutes in bed they talked German and giggled. It was what I imagine German porn is like, if you're blind. On the plus side, last night I unintentionally saw some great side boob, so that was cool.
Right now, though, my roommate is at class, and she's still in his bed. I could literally turn around, reach my arm back and tickle her feet, but I won't. She's terrifying. Whenever I look over at her, she's looking at me with these eyes. These eyes that say, "I can't wait to get you in the shower, undress you and then turn the shower into a gas chamber and viciously murder you."
Perhaps I'll update agagin at some point today. I don't know her plans for the day, nor do I know when my roommate gets back from class. Thus, I have no idea how long she'll be in the room. Also, she said she's going back to Germany tomorrow but I have no idea when she's leaving to go to New York so she can catch her flight. If she's staying here again tonight, I'm pretty sure I won't make it. I'm going to go shave my goatee into a Hitler mustache in hopes of buying me some time.
Auf Wiedersehen.
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