Scandal!

AIM transcript received from anonymous tipster earlier tonight between Adaham Lincoln and our source:

Adaham Lincoln (10:57:31 PM): whose gonna know if you make stuff up 

Adaham Lincoln (10:57:40 PM): that german girl- comepletely made up 

Anonymous (10:58:35 PM): hahahaha really?

Adaham Lincoln (10:58:43 PM): yes really

Adaham Lincoln (10:58:49 PM): also sometimes i stick pins and needles inside my dickhole and i got tetanus inside my dickhole and i had to have a doctor look inside my dickhole