UPDATE #2: She's staying

So we made it through the morning. She slept, while I did laundry and listened to music. Then she woke up, called her ex-boyfriend, who I should mention lives in Pittsburgh and is the reason she came here. They broke up yesterday, and she left his house. I'm not sure when she's going back, but it's a good thing she befriended my roommate. I mean, what would happen to her if she didn't have a dorm room to crash in?

Oh wait, I don't give a shit. Anyway, I should've known the stay would be longer than a night because when she showed up she had luggage with her. She spent about an hour talking to the ex, then another hour using the bathroom. It sucked. I just wanted to shower and shave, not in that order, and leave. But I couldn't.

Anyway, she has moved in. I doubt it'll be past the weekend, but I can't be sure. She definitely made herself at home, though. If she's going to stay hopefully she'll clean the bathroom. It's getting a bit dirty. I also rubbed my balls on everything. Everything.

They left the room now, so what do you think I did? Well, besides spread my ball residue, of course. Here's a math problem for you.

I have a digital camera + them leaving the room = picture time!

What the fuck is this? Shampoo? I don't know, but it's German, and I tried to touch it to move it while I was shower, and it burnt my hand a little.



And this? Toothpaste? Do Germans even brush their teeth? Is it as creepy as I think that I took pictures of this? Probably, but I had to do it. I also have to see her naked, not because I think she's attractive (which the jury is still out on), but to make up for the Holocaust. It's the only way.



She's already taken over the microwave area, as well. Maybe it's a sign she's going to burn me in a large over, or something or other.



And last, but not least, here's what I get to see every morning when I wake up and look out my window. Not what's fucking with that? Certainly not some German chick.