All I do now is nothing.
Okay, that's not true. But I am not interesting. I mean, I think I was most interesting in junior high, when I was throwing smoke bombs at toddlers and I carried a carpenter's hammer with me everywhere I went (you know, for protection).
Here's what I do every week. I wake up and go to either a class about comic books, which I like, or any other class, which I find boring as fuck. After that, I head to the radio station, where I spend the next eight hours of the day. I pretty much check my email every three seconds, receive complaints from a bunch of people about bullshit, and worry about something happening later. Maybe someone I like will be there, and we will talk bullshit for a bit. Eventually, I'll go home, and read for my classes. Or, I'll go back out for another class. I have these late night classes where we watch a movie, and it's terrible, because I'm always exhausted from being a bitch at the radio station all day, so I have no desire to sit in an uncomfortable desk and watch a movie about which I care nothing. So I usually fall asleep during these films.
When I get home, I either read for those lame classes, or I Stumble Upon retarded games. That's my four day week schedule. Fridays, I have no classes, so it should be a kickass weekend, right? I spent almot twelve hours at the radio station, having meetings, answering phones, and sending emails about bullshit.
On the weekends, I almost never leave my room. I read for my classes (notice a trend?), and Stumble Upon things. If I get really motivated, or I've finished my readings, I will try and read a graphic novel, or something.
I don't know what the hell is going on. I don't think I'm exceptionally pleased with my current routine--I think I would like to throw in some human interaction that doesn't relate to my position at the station; perhaps I could talk to some sort of female human being? But really, when I think about my dream life, right now it comes down to this: I read shitloads of comics, do the overnight shift (six hours) at the radio station, just playing music, and going through the music library, looking for other music to play. I'd probably read comics while doing that. That's it. The only difference, really, between that and what I do now, is that when I'm at the radio station, nobody else is, and I don't have to go to a class where they tell me that sound is important in movies with sound.
What I really need is for some amazingly attractive girl to throw herself at me, without my having to put forth any effort whatsoever. And a kickass punk band needs to recruit me, again, without my having to put forth any effort whatsoever. And I need somehow to get paid for all of this, (maybe just in food and comics). Can anyone set this up?
2 comments:
Judging from those last two paragraphs, you want to be Tony Kanal. I mean, maybe not the awesome punk band part, but an awesome band nonetheless.
Hah, or Tim Armstrong.
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