Anyway, the tradition is hot.pork and Dmur get together and buy my a present, because I'm awesome and it's a time for giving. We usually decided that my contribution to the blog is better than any gift I could get for either of them. Also, they buy me a gift together so I get one really expensive thing instead of two shitty gifts. That's just how we roll. It's like a Secret Santa, except not.
Anyway, like I said, it's a bit early for thinking about what to get for me. I know guys. I hate to scare you like this, but seriously, once you see what you're going to get me, you'll practically start emptying our your bank accounts right then and there.
Here it is guys. It's about $750, but have you read my blog posts this past year? I mean, that's a bargain! Remember the long, rambling one where I got angry at a classmate? How about the "I made a joke that didn't go over well?" Oh man, I'm laughing just thinking about all the different kinds of hilarious, unique posts I keep making. Oh no, just thought about the time I got angry at a classmate, but didn't say anything out loud. Genius!
So fellas, without anymore stalling I give you my future favorite gift of all time. This snow globe!
1 comment:
Something strange is going on here. That doesn't sound like something to which hot.pork or I would agree.
Also, I'm a high roller; splitting a $750 dollar gift with hot.pork wouldn't empty my bank account. I'd still have probably at least fifty dollars left over.
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