I Just Don't Get It

Monday mornings, my roommate and I wake up at the same time. He usually goes to shower first, and I, being a bit slower to lose my morning boner, get out of bed after he leaves, and then go take my shower in the stall next to his. I usually pee as soon as I turn the water on, and use that time to let it warm up. Today, I had this strange urge to pee in the stall my roommate was using. Nothing gay, I just thought it would be really funny to just pee in the little space in between the shower curtain and the wall.

Now, I felt a little hesitant about this, for some reason, and the next thing I thought was, "Is this really a funny thing to do?" Okay, the answer is obviously yes. I still wasn't sure about this. So then I thought, "Wait, if it happened to me, would I think it was funny?" Still yes. "Hmm..." I thought, "I must be asking myself the wrong questions."

I asked my roommate what he thought about this, and he didn't think the whole situation was as funny as I did.

You know that scene in Curb Your Enthusiasm where Jeff is beating off, and then Larry's wife Cheryl accidentally pops in his head? And then he goes to tell Larry because he thinks it would just be this funny, weird thing? Like "hey, guess who I ran into the other day (while I was masturbating)! Your wife! Weird, huh?" Well, Larry gets really mad about it, obviously, and Jeff is just sort of confused about the whole thing, because, to him, its just one of those myriad funny coincidences that make up this crazy thing we call life. That's how I felt. That's how I still feel. I'm confused. Why doesn't my roommate think it would be really funny for me to possibly pee on him, twenty minutes after he's woken up? That's so weird.