Save These Animals From Destruction!

Well, they've taken Star Gaze's name off the list of pets to adopt, which means I was either wildly successful in getting him adopted, or wildly successful in getting him put to sleep after pointing out his blindness.  Hopefully, it was the former, and I won't be tainting anymore animals today with my toxic words.  Here are some more animals you should adopt.  I've taken the liberty of writing better descriptions of the animals, in hopes to inspire you to find them a loving home.This dog's name is Cha Cha.  In my high school art class, there was this Columbian guy, Pablo, who sat at my table, and always made fun of this freshman, Mark.  He'd call him "Mehrk Cha Cha," which I think had something to do with him being a vagina.  He also called the teacher, Mr. Wolfson, "Mr. Peña," which I always thought meant penis or something, but I think I looked it up once and it just means rock or something.I don't know who named this dog Poopsie, but in doing so, they've condemned her to never getting adopted.  Nobody wants to house-train a dog with poop in her name.  How anyone can be so cruel, I'll never know.Look at that.  Somebody wiped their shit all over Spot's face.  Please save him from the scatological nightmare that is North Shore!Look out, Dracula, it's Van Helsing, rawr! Your days are numbered, you undead scum!  Adopt this cat today to protect you from such monsters as Dracula, Blacula, the Wolfman, Octopussy, and the Dr. Funkenstein Monster.