You're Bastard People!

The Children Are Our Future

I want to take this kid to my room and have tons of gay sex with him. Maybe fuck the nervousness out of him. Oh well, it probably won't happen because now he's very interested in girls.

I Have Found My Next Great Time Waster

Hey, remember we used to put stuff in this space? Well, here's more stuff. I don't really have much homework I should be doing right now, but I was up until 6 in the morning yesterday doing a paper so I hoped to get to sleep early. That's not going to happen since I've discovered this!

Here's my first crack at it.



And my second. I don't know why I keep going to the talk show format, but oh well.